As was to be expected Hollywood’s ruling class came out in full on sartorial dysfunction for the Oscars on Sunday night. Well, I should amend that, there were a few guiding lights. But compared to the Golden Globes the average comprehension of the sartorial arts was roughly the same. Unfortunately, I was unable to watch any of the show, as I was stuck at the office, but that’s why we have the paparazzi, right? Enough of this, let’s get to it, shall we?